So I have pretty much holed myself up inside my apartment. My neighbors are just to flipping crazy. I mean, dude, it only gets good when I stay inside. To venture outside leads to entirely too much craziness.
Thank gawd it is cooling down here in the South. That means most of the freaks will stay indoors. Which means I can escape for a run to the store going unnoticed.
Here is an example of the latest bafoonery…
So I get a call yesterday. It is my 17 year old neighbor who is in highschool and just had a baby. Seems she wanted to go out to a homecoming dance at the school. Her parents were refusing to babysit. At first, I was like, uh, NO, I am not babysitting no body!!
But then she goes on to ask me :’Can my deadbeat babydaddy who is homeless and loves to eat up all of your food come to your apartment to use your phone and watch the baby from 8-11?’
Huh? Uh NO again.
I tell her that is not going to be possible because the last time his sorry arse came over, he used my phone and I ended up with $50 in long distance charges and I was missing 2 of my damn BLUEBERRY BAGELS!! I want my damn bagels BACK!!!
Can some one please tell me why in the HECK this little CHILD (because I don’t care how MANY babies your underaged ass has, you still a CHILD UNDER ME and my 31 years on planet Earth!) proceeded to try and get mad. Girl, you better go somewhere. You should have thought about this ahead of time, BEFORE you decided to play house and have a baby. Its called REAL LIFE.
Everything takes back seat to your child. Get used to it.
I don’t know what to say about these folks. Not to mention her and her baby daddy tried to STEAL MY CAN OF SPAM yesterday! WTF! First my precious Blueberry bagels and now trying to take my delish can of spam????? I don’t think so!
Hmph. Ain’t no babysitting getting done up in here. And I still expect a full bag of bagels when that lil youngun comes across some money. $1.28 for 6 at the local wal mart. He betta recognize.
